El Lorenzo: How I wasted the first 12 years of my life

El Lorenzo 12 years old

The Rebel

I was a rebel all my life.
(That sign says: Stay on the walk ways!)

The Baker gang

The Baker

Very soon,it turned that out being a baker would not be my job. I discovered that they did not sing and line up like we did in the kindergarden.

El Lorenzo as pianist

The Pianist

I had to end my promising career as a pianist very soon after I got that little piano. My parents and our neighbours found out that my musical talents were very limited. They still are...

Various TV appearances of El Lorenzo

The Fireman

It sounded like a cool thing, but it turned out they did not recruit 5-year old kids.

”The world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow sharper.”
W.B. Yeats

El Lorenzo as giraffe tamer

The Giraffe Tamer

This part of my career failed completely due to the lack of giraffes in Germany.
But I still love them!

Stage Shows El Lorenzo

The Racer

Well, I found out that we have the german Autobahn. So why do something professionally, if you can have for your everyday hobby ?

DVD Productions El Lorenzo

The Moderator

That was a pretty good idea already, but boring to read the stuff that others tell me.

Various TV appearances of El Lorenzo

The Magician

When I was 12 years old I performed my first magic show in public at a school event.

Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”

Terry Pratchett, Mort

El Lorenzos Grandmother

My Grandmother

She was the person who encouraged me to become an artist.
I will miss her love and her wisdom forever.